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Title: Oh my!
Author: Chaps
Rating: R
Warnings: Threesome. PWP
Disclaimer: The names of all characters contained here-in are the property of someone else. No Infringments of these copyrights are intended, and are used here without permission.
Part 1
“Do you see him?”
“Not yet?”
“You said he was headed this way.”
“Well excuse the fuck out of me for not being able to read his mind. You’re the one with the all-powerful, all-knowing gene,” smirked Rodney.
Ignoring him, John peaked around the corner and startled. Turning sharply, he grabbed Rodney and pulled him away from their hideout. “Here he comes,” he whispered with a grin.
Rodney stood calmly, his hands behind his back as John peered out from behind him. Looking over his shoulder his eyes darted up and down. “Would you stop bouncing around like a two-year-old? It’s very unbecoming of you.”
“Oh like you aren’t excited, Mr. Imsohardrightnowmypantshurt.”
Sneering at him, Rodney reached down and adjusted the tightness in his pants. John chuckled behind him and Rodney nudged him in the ribs for it, smiling when he heard an ‘oof’. John rubbed the offended spot, “That was uncalled for.”
“Shut up, here he comes.”
Carson eyed them nervously as he approached. They were far too calm and something about the look in their eyes alerted him, “What is so important you have to drag me all the way down here? I was workin’. Somethin’ the two of you ought to try on occasion.”
Rodney took offense. “Now that’s not fair. I work all the time.”
“Not lately,” snorted Carson, knowingly.
John jabbed Rodney in the back. “He has a point.”
Twisting his head, he sneered at Sheppard, “Do you mind Major, I bruise easily?”
“Oh right, how could I forget? You remind us constantly.”
“Would ya both shut up and tell me why I’m here?”
Lifting a finger to emphasize, Rodney brightened, “Right. Why you are here. Well we found this room and thought you might want to take a look.”
Carson crossed his arms and rolled his eyes. “And why pray tell would I be interested?”
John jumped forward and grabbed his biceps. “Close your eyes.”
Frustrated, the doctor glared at him. “Why?”
Tightening his hold, John asked again as nicely as he could, “Just close them… please.”
Closing his eyes, Carson hissed through gritted teeth, “Fine.”
“Cool. Now don’t open them ‘til we say so.”
“This had better be worth it. I haven’t got time for your games.”
Rodney grabbed an arm and helped lead him into the room they’d discovered. “Trust us.”
“Aw bloody hell, that’s the last thing I need ta be hearin’!” He turned and tried to resist, but they held him tight.
“Almost there. Keep em closed.”
They moved a few more feet and Carson could feel them flanking him. “Okay, open em.”
Carson eyes widened at the sight before him, “Oh my!” His face reddened as he added with a stutter and a thick accent, “That is a very big bed.”
Author: Chaps
Rating: R
Warnings: Threesome. PWP
Disclaimer: The names of all characters contained here-in are the property of someone else. No Infringments of these copyrights are intended, and are used here without permission.
Part 1
“Do you see him?”
“Not yet?”
“You said he was headed this way.”
“Well excuse the fuck out of me for not being able to read his mind. You’re the one with the all-powerful, all-knowing gene,” smirked Rodney.
Ignoring him, John peaked around the corner and startled. Turning sharply, he grabbed Rodney and pulled him away from their hideout. “Here he comes,” he whispered with a grin.
Rodney stood calmly, his hands behind his back as John peered out from behind him. Looking over his shoulder his eyes darted up and down. “Would you stop bouncing around like a two-year-old? It’s very unbecoming of you.”
“Oh like you aren’t excited, Mr. Imsohardrightnowmypantshurt.”
Sneering at him, Rodney reached down and adjusted the tightness in his pants. John chuckled behind him and Rodney nudged him in the ribs for it, smiling when he heard an ‘oof’. John rubbed the offended spot, “That was uncalled for.”
“Shut up, here he comes.”
Carson eyed them nervously as he approached. They were far too calm and something about the look in their eyes alerted him, “What is so important you have to drag me all the way down here? I was workin’. Somethin’ the two of you ought to try on occasion.”
Rodney took offense. “Now that’s not fair. I work all the time.”
“Not lately,” snorted Carson, knowingly.
John jabbed Rodney in the back. “He has a point.”
Twisting his head, he sneered at Sheppard, “Do you mind Major, I bruise easily?”
“Oh right, how could I forget? You remind us constantly.”
“Would ya both shut up and tell me why I’m here?”
Lifting a finger to emphasize, Rodney brightened, “Right. Why you are here. Well we found this room and thought you might want to take a look.”
Carson crossed his arms and rolled his eyes. “And why pray tell would I be interested?”
John jumped forward and grabbed his biceps. “Close your eyes.”
Frustrated, the doctor glared at him. “Why?”
Tightening his hold, John asked again as nicely as he could, “Just close them… please.”
Closing his eyes, Carson hissed through gritted teeth, “Fine.”
“Cool. Now don’t open them ‘til we say so.”
“This had better be worth it. I haven’t got time for your games.”
Rodney grabbed an arm and helped lead him into the room they’d discovered. “Trust us.”
“Aw bloody hell, that’s the last thing I need ta be hearin’!” He turned and tried to resist, but they held him tight.
“Almost there. Keep em closed.”
They moved a few more feet and Carson could feel them flanking him. “Okay, open em.”
Carson eyes widened at the sight before him, “Oh my!” His face reddened as he added with a stutter and a thick accent, “That is a very big bed.”
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